Random words of the day: Handbag. Policeman. Snack
Yet another one turning out slightly differently than the original intentions. Originally today’s limerick was going to have a bit of dark humour to it. Granny did still turn the tables on Benny but rather than what happened here she actually snacked on the mugger’s bones. Mostly because I found snack to be much more difficult to rhyme than I initially believed, though, it turned into what we have here now.
Not As Planned
A snack craving mugger named Benny
Took the handbag from a little old granny
A policeman showed up
With his trustworthy pup
But by then Ben got spanked on his fanny