Final Transformation – A Hairku

I have finally done it! After the final months of last your during which I, bit by bit, shortened the length of the dark brown and silvery manes that adorned my scalp for twelve years, I began my quest of getting used to my hair being the shortest it had ever been in my life. During the first quarter of this year I went back and forth between it being milimetred and (because shaving had yet to become second nature) the slightest bit but still considerably longer in comparison.

And now I have finally made the final step to greatness, taking my place among such luminaries as Sir Patrick Stewart, Samuel L. Jackson, Vin Diesel, One-Punch Man Saitama and of course the Lord Supreme Eggscum himself, Ryan “Northernlion” Letourneau! Yes, as of yesterday I am finally, as the cool kids call it these days, a Bald Bro! It’s a bit chilly at times and the now shaven part of my head has to undergo a bit of tanning, but now that I have transformed into what I once feared but now know is truly magnificent, I shall be celebrating and embracing with all my heart and soul the newfound glory and eggcelence that is my baldness! Because, as the great Puar once said:


It is known!

Final Transformation
Cold wind strikes my scalp
And I realize, at last
I am become egg!


Ever since a group of shoes held a birthday party a long, long time ago (though in a galaxy not that far away) a little boy’s appreciation for creation was born. And so, throughout the following years shoes partied, a dinosaur travelled through time, oddly shaped football players went on adventures, a young wanderer became a knight, a comedian rose to godhood, Jedi fought an evil empire, a war between cyborg warlords and human-insect hybrids engulfed the world… The boy had learned how with only words on paper (and from times to time a few pictures) he was able to bring people, places, even entire worlds to life. By now that little boy has reached almost the third decade of his life and his love for telling stories has not ceased. And finally, long after he had planned to, he has decided to share these stories with the world. Whether you are a new or already familiar face: welcome to this little archive of mine! This is a place where I will, finally, actually be sharing my writing with others. It will feature pretty much anything I feel like sharing, both old and new stories, fan-fiction and original content, and probably some non-fiction added in at times. So, if you like reading, writing, stories (or me ^_~), drop by, drop a comment (I can’t promise I’ll get back to you quickly, since I’m horrible at that, but I’ll do my best) and, drop it like it’s hot. … Sorry… ^_^; In any case, I hope you’ll enjoy yourself and I look forward to seeing you around!

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Who? Just your average descendant of two sea-faring peoples, recently graduated anthropology Master and aspiring author with a life-long passion for writing.

What? Uhm, human. I think... Also a bit crazy, but in a good way. I think...

Where? A land under the sea, far, far away. Occasionally with my head in the clouds.

Why? Trying to get both my work and my love for writing out there, sharing them with others and getting in touch with fellow writers, artists and other like-minded people.

Hi! ^_^

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