Random words of the day: Snail. Statue The plot thickens once again… Usually, a newcomer gets a few stanzas in before someone even reacts. It’s not often they’re promptly stopped in their tracks like this. Whether something or someone else…

Random words of the day: Barrier. Turtle As a certain music producer tends to say: another one! Yes, lo and behold, here comes a new challenger yet again! I’d remark about the strangeness of it being an armour-clad animal, but…

Random words of the day: Surface. Critic As a certain British comedy group used to say: get on with it! We know it’s great! Start making your food so we can actually begin with the events! You know, the more…

Random words of the day: Scallop. Giraffe See, they’re just looking out for the people visiting this grand event! Don’t know about you, but I feel this oddly coloured reptile is alright. I’ll admit, the business talk increasing with each…